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boo, I'm a ghost.
(via firedrill)
me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*
me: *has to google how to cook an egg*
(via lubricates)
Someone left their dogs outside the cafe
pug date
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
destroy the idea that bunk beds are just for kids
especially the sort where the lower bunk is actually a desk or a couch
i mean
come on
tell me you don’t want one of these
i need it
(via delightfullyfriedasian)
my favorite scene in the whole tv history
the only sad thing about this scene being in picture form is that you can’t hear the way Garcia says “Quantico”. Kwan-tee-co.
the best 90 seconds of television ever filmed
This is seriously amazing.
Hello yes 911 I just witnessed a fucking murder
(via spongebobssquarepants)
In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies.
oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them
(via spongebobssquarepants)
(via humorstaff)
Girl: Are you nervous?
Me: Yes
Girl: Is this your first time?
Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.
whisper the three words every girl wants to hear:
“let’s order pizza”
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